Midnight lip balm mishap.
The funnest thing I have seen in the media lately was this article on the TVNZ website about a lady who mistook her lip balm for super glue. She then called the police who arrived thinking she’d been gaged but had actually glued her lips together.
Have a read: Lip balm mishap has woman lost for words via ONE News.
I can just imagine the jokes that would have been going around the emergency room when she arrived. At least she’ll have funny story to tell to her friends next time shes out drinking.